My friend pointed out many years ago that Brittany Murphy had balls of steel when it came to posing on the red carpet. This wasn't something that I had noticed prior to that moment, but that I came to notice EVERYTIME I saw a picture of Brittany Murphy. She was campy and ballsy. She worked her angles and made the most of the spotlight, just like I hope that I'd do in the same situation. Poor Brittany's demons got the best of her and her body gave out. In honor of her, I have posted these photos. Some of the best of the super-ballsy red carpet photos:
So.... After 8 days of having the flu I woke up today with....................... PINK EYE. Yes, you heard it right! After 8 days of isolation, I've managed to get pink eye. It is so ridiculous that it keeps cracking me up!! I have managed to infect MYSELF with pink eye. Ridiculous! So in honor of my own bad luck I thought I'd post my favorite Debbie Downer skit from SNL. I hear ya Debbie.
By the way Debbie, Did you know that you can reinfect yourself with pink eye if you have an ingrown eyelash that harbors bacteria from a previous infection and have an extended coughing fit that results in increased pressure to your face, opening up that old wound and letting the bacteria out? That way you can get sick even while your all by yourself... WAAAAaaaah, wah.
Hello my dears. Since my 7 day flu is all that I can think about, I decided not to tax my brain and blog about it too!
During my 6 years of nursing it has come to my attention that coming to work sick is a horrible thing to do. A nurse is supposed to help her patients to get better, not sprinkle new germs on them when they are at their weakest, right? So over the years I have enacted a strict NO GOING TO WORK SICK policy upon myself. This may seem extreme, after all you could always wear a mask and wash your hands frequently while at work, right? Right, but as a career-induced germaphobe I know that germs have a funny way of ending up on the patients anyway. Plus, nurses who go to work sick (I have noticed) do not necessarily wear masks when out of patients' rooms, sprinkling their germs all over their helpless co-workers. I DO feel guilt when calling in sick, after all I am leaving my trusty co-workers in the lurch minus one nurse for the shift. But I figure that in the long run they would be happier not having my germy ass around vs. being sick for 7 days, right??
This ends my rant.
I know that I am bitter because of my current green mucus having, pathetic state. Sorry.
Well, I am sick again and have been for 5 days. Seeing as how I'm out of sick time and won't be getting paid for yesterday and tomorrow (if I am still sick tomorrow) I have been doing some continuing education to make my next paycheck less tragic.
Last night I came across an article linking maternal smoking during pregnancy to psychotic symptoms in their children upon reaching their teens! I guess the nicotine can impair brain development, especially during the 3rd trimester... just a little gem to pass on to any idiot people you may come across in your life!
Dear Michelle Obama,
You seem to be intelligent, kind, and overall a very fashionable woman. But you may want to rethink your use of the belt over ANYTHING look.
I mean, seriously. The fact that this baby is smiling and looking adorable just increases the Santa's creepiness tenfold... Who in his right mind would think that mask would be a great idea?? Apparently someone who wears kid gloves and a dainty watch beneath the santa gear, perhaps a grandma with bad taste and nobody to play santa for her grandchild? The alternative explanations for the dainty watch will not be discussed at this time.
Hello my dears! Due to the absolute suckiness of 2009, I had abandoned this here blog. It really doesn't consist of much and basically is just a way to share things that I find funny with the 2-3 peeps who keep an eye on it. For 2010 perhaps I will try to mix some photos in with the videos to keep y'all interested....
