Please enjoy a laugh!

A video for my two viewers!

This is a long video, but it is so awesome that I've watched 4 times since I took it YESTERDAY!
If anyone (and I mean the viewer who happens to be the mother of this child) minds that this video is on my blog, just let me know! Enjoy:

For those of you with lady love handles, a cure!

I know that my 2 confirmed readers do not have this problem, however a random googler may find this information useful. As a woman who has lady love handles I have struggled with my constant "muffin top" no matter what cut my jeans are... I have been blessed with hips that are soft and prone to squishing in all directions when fabric meets them. It looks great when I'm au naturel, but one can't be nakes all the time no matter how great it is. So what is my solution you ask? KICK-ASS BIG GRANDMA PANTIES!



I found some *relatively* cute big panties that put the pressure on my love handles using lace and assorted high-tech elastic fibers, making my handles smooth and resistant to muffin topping!!!! These undies have increased my quality of life by at least 5%. Please spread the word to anyone who has suffered as I have.





Wacoal's "lace ahead" briefs: $30


Hanky Panky's "retro" high waist thong: $23


Hallelujah! I would like to thank Wacoal and Hanky Panky for my smooth hips.

My brother in law Michael Phelps:

I would just like to introduce you all to my new brother in law, Michael. He is a great swimmer.






I wonder what he is listening to on those headphones.

Mandy

My faithful readers (and by readers I mean reader) have requested another blog post.
Because I am feeling a bit lackluster and uninventive in the BLOGGING department, I will simply post a few photos to satisfy my voracious readers. Please enjoy the following Man candy which from here on out will be referred to as "Mandy" for my convenience.

Mmmmmmmmmm........................... Mandy tastes so good.......

Happy song.

A happy song for all who can appreciate the magnitude of a black president to black people!

Well.

Well, my internet has decided that it won't let me post videos without shutting down.
My most faithful reader has requested more blogging.
I feel like I have nothing of substance to say especially since my most faithful reader is a person I see reliably on every single day I do not work. This makes new subjects hard to come by to say the least....
Well, perhaps a joke is in order?


Knock knock..













Who's there?














Eat Mop













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GET IT? "EAT MAH POO!!" HAHAHAHA!!

Once again.. Soooooooo Juvenile!